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As I was stumbling home from the pub I stumbled upon a sleeping(?)

old man. Being the kind/cruel bastard that I was, I decided to kick

him. He woke up right before my foot connected and grabbed my by the

ankle and threw me against the wall. An extremely interesting fight

with lots of flashy special effects and cool music ensued, I just

can’t be bothered to describe it past that.Afterward he introduced

himself as Graymael, the captain of a bunch of drunk…um… entities.

He asked if I would like to join and serve the general

unarmed/nonthreatening public and get payed. Being pretty drunk and in

need of some money I took him up on the offer. I was extremely

surprised the following morning to find an old man in full armor

waiting outside my door with an almost-new Guard uniform, I of course

couldn’t remember a single thing from the previous night. I decide to

humor the old fool who calls himself Straw (Why? Who knows?) and so I

wound up in the grand city of Anhk-Morpork working FOR a madman and

WITH nutters.